Party In The Living Room/ Kitchen

I wasn't sure that's what you did lol.

Hey, bitches. I know I'm, like, sooo late, but my dealer was trying to be stingy and then my father tried chase me down the street with a shoe, and then my mom insisted on following me everywhere I went, and I've been giving handsies behind the Walgreens for a little extra greens, ya know, the usual

Well well well... if it isn't my Mean Girls co-star <3

O to the M to the...uhhh, oh yeah, G! *runs and hugs Lacey, coughing a little in her face*

Guurl, it has been sooo long. We had so much fun doing that movie. I remember you stol the catsuit from wardrobe

Welcome Lindsay .

Hey, Hayden! You look great! Have you had any work done?

*Takes a big hit of crack, as one of her teeth falls out, grows legs and runs for it's life

Now that's the shiiiit

I loved that catsuit, I just had to have it <3

I know, right! Your ass looked damn fine in it!

Oh, and just so you know...I'm single, and not like in a Sam and Ron single kinda way, but as in a Lorraina Bobbit kinda way. I'm 'cut off' of men.

....meow....

Hey girl, I got a sweet dick for your sweet Taco....

Mhmm, this bitch needs a cocksicle and bad. My taco mad be pretty soft loose with sour cream oozing out, but you'll love the taste...especially the special sauce

Lindsay Lohan wrote:Mhmm, this bitch needs a cocksicle and bad. My taco mad be pretty soft loose with sour cream oozing out, but you'll love the taste...especially the special sauce

Annnnd barfs

Shia, you know you want this sour cream filling!

You look so cute like a lil koala, now gnaw on this eucalyptus bush, bitch!

*Grinds meatcurtains on Shia's face*

Sorry everybody. I had to bring in some beers. *rolls a cooler full of beers into the living room*

Hello, Lindsey and Rampage.

Wait. I just remembered something. Where have T-Baby and Drew gone off to?

BEEERRRRR!

*jumps of Shia and downs four in one gulp and clingss onto Nic*

my hero<333

eat my clam sauce

*Does a takedown on Lindsey and Submits her with an Armbar*

Ok if the killer doesnt kill Lindsey first, I will.

Oh, baby, harder, harder.

And what killer? What are you talking about, Ramp?

*suspicious eyes*

One of us is a killer

And you know that how? This is just a cool party in the middle of the woods.

(ooc: rtf we are not supposed to know that lol)

Oh ok.....

What a spoiler alert haha... LiLo, you have made me lose my appetite for tacos now (the actual food, not a vagina) lol but I still love you girl <3

I am currently looking for Megan

ewe that fucking train wreck Lindsay is here? stop the game now we know why were being held captive she needs drug money and plans on trading our lives for it... Case solved.

Yay Megan is back <3 I've missed you

Hey Lacey and who hasn't this place has been a serious dump with out me... I think Lindsay actual shit herself when I walked in. Hate you too crack head.