In The House

UV Salmon Dressing with cranberry juice I think.

no, someone is missing a penis

Drew's been drinking something good, I want some

Rampage, I bet it was Shia's penis :/

I say so. He was having sex so....maybe his penis was bigger than the killer's

How do you know he was having sex when killed?

Because he left to sex

how so? megan died earlier. and all us girls were together and left Shia.

I assume it's Shia's since I haven't seen him around in a long time and the other guys have been here. :p

im suspicious

Hello tall, dark, and handsome!!!!! Where have YOU been?! <3333

Anyone bring prophylactics?

I can't believe I'm dead on the floor and everyone knows a killer is here but all anyone can talk about is Shias penis

I didn't even realize you were dead cause I missed most of the earlier conversation :/

OK, what are we going to do? Maybe we should go somewhere else in the house? Like the basement?

Ok well Dead Shaun is right. If we want to get out alive, we need to work together. I found some kerosene and weapons in the woofs. We need to work in groups. Anyone want to help me get them?

Sure! Hand me a knife or something please.

So u go with me Drew

fuck this shit. im staying right here, i aint gonna get chopped up bitches.

I want to pack, I think I left my stuff in the bedroom.

Ok then

I stuffed all my luggage in my twat. I'm so ready to gtfoh.

Bring me a soda from the basement <3 Dr. Pepper

...time shift ftw<3

You are all starting to bore me time to get on with the show. You must split off into groups of 1-2 and go to different places to do something.

You're dead first of all. And I don't recall any of these splitting off rules when I signed up.